Chris Hind, 51,

Mechanical Maintenance at Image Graphics

“Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.”




Katherine Grant, 43,

Director at Image Graphics

“What do you call a deer with no eyes? … No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? … Still no idea!”



Cookie & Muffin, 4 & 13,

Professional Paw Patrol

“What did the dog say to the tree? … Bark!”



John Bell, 25(!),

Sales Manager at Image Graphics

“Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu.

But I think it’s Colin.”

Redouane Sorour, 36,

Print Assistant at Image Graphics

“Two blood cells fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.”


Brendan Roche, Too young to mention,

Senior Sales at Image Graphics

“Two guys are playing golf when one of the chaps who is about to drive from the 7th tee sees a hearse going by. The guy stops mid swing, takes off his cap, and bows his head in prayer. His friend says ‘That is the most touching thing I have ever seen, you are indeed a very kind caring person.’ The man replies ‘It’s the least I could do, we’ve been married for 35 years.’ “