I Bought My Kids Crypto Last Christmas
BY KEN ASTOLE
I bought my kids crypto last Christmas
They got Ether and Bitcoin and that
I said “you may not be grateful just now
But quite soon it will pay for a flat”.
I bought my kids crypto last Christmas
All the chat rooms had said to be bold
“Leave the bikes and the toys to the future
Buy a gift that repays manifold”.
I bought my kids crypto last Christmas
Content at the seeds I had sowed
For their futures and maybe their pensions
On my screen in a long line of code.
I bought my kids crypto last Christmas
Now this year, as my family flocks.
They have sold it and all clubbed together.
With the proceeds they’re buying me socks.
